Found this cool meme over at Libragirl's If Life Were Perfect. Let me know in comments if you decide to play, too.
What is your salad dressing of choice? Homemade Raspberry Viniagritte (olive oil, raspberry vinegar, honey, mustard, salt)
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Nada. No can do. Grease gives me gas. Does Godiva count or does it have to have a drive through window 'cause I've already written the company about that.
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Emeril's Nola (New Orleans Louisiana - get the name?) restaurant
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 20%
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Cereal
Name three foods you detest above all others. Melons, wax beans, anchovies
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Hot and Sour soup
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Canadian bacon, fresh mushrooms and onions
What do you like to put on your toast? Real butter and homemade (by someone else, not me) grape jelly
What is your favorite type of gum? Extra Wildberry. Can chew through a whole pack in about an hour.
Number of contacts in your cell phone? Who knows
Number of contacts in your email address book? Gah, too lazy to look. Stupid question anyway as it implies I have too few friends.
What is your wallpaper on your computer? My dog Sampson looking at me with those big, brown, melty eyes
What is your screensaver on your computer? Nothing
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Gah! How did you know?
How many land line phones do you have in your house? 2
How many televisions are in your house? 6. Absolutely ridiculous as only 2 people live here!!! But I need me my Project Runway available from anywhere in the house.
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? The blender ('cause I like my 'ritas on the rocks)
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Classic Rock
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? My eyes.
Are you right handed or left handed? righty
Do you like your smile? Indeedy
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Hmm, where to begin...wisdom teeth, hernia, bad cartilage in left knee, extraneous tissue in right breast, cervical cancer cells
Would you like to? Hmm, where to begin...
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? Um, no I'm not a guy.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? smell. I can smell chocolate a mile away
When was the last time you had a cavity? don't know
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? God&%@# vacuum.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Would I remember?
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Why, so I could sit around and sulk about 24/7. No thank you!
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Gina Marie. Been obsessed with that name ever since I was 7 and my mom told me she was going to name me that, but then couldn't because the guy in the apartment upstairs had a german shephard named Gina. Who names a dog Gina? Idiot.
How do you express your artistic side? Cooking without using a recipe, this category could also be called, "How do you flirt with death?"
What color do you think you look best in? Blues
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? 'bout 20 seconds.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Bugs. All The Freakin' Time. WTH??
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Not now but when I was young I had a crush on my 3rd cousin Paul. He died when he was way too young, I miss you Paul!
How often do you go to church? I am the epitome of a "lapsed Catholic".
Have you ever saved someone’s life? no
Has someone ever saved yours? My husband thinks he has about 72 times. Everytime we get ready to cross the street he'll yank me back and say, "Saved your life!" Even if there is no car coming...I know, he's such a card, don't you wish you could live with him.
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? nope
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Sure thing
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? No, even for money I only swing one way
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Gah!
Would you never blog again for $50,000? Yes, I'd take the money and start another blog using a fake photo and name. I'd make up wildly fantastic entertaining stories, become famous, make lots 'o money and quit my day job. Wait, I don't have a day job.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? If I got to go on Extreme Makeover first.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Wha? Did some frat boy come up with this stupidass question?
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? It depends...did they kill/try to kill someone I love? Then, of course I would.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? No, I'm very vain about my hair. (the hair on my head that is)
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? You betcha! I'd take the money and buy a gazillion books from Amazon and read all year long. woo hoo!