Friday, October 27, 2006

Read It and Weep - With Laughter

Totally random tidbits:

1. Taking Road Rage to New Heights

A man got so angry about the way a motorist had parked his car that he climbed into a forklift, placed the fork under the car and lifted it off the ground. The guy doing the "forking" was a store owner who thought the car, though legally parked, was blocking his access. The store owner then punched the driver in the mouth. Guess he made his point.

2. Naughty Coppers
A father insists a police toy he bought for his 6-year-old son utters a curse word. The toy, "Elite Operations Role Play Set: Police", plays a recorded message. The father says he played the toy for 57 people, 51 of which said the toy says the f-word. The toy's maker refutes this, saying the recorded voice actually says "stop." Hmm, yeah, "stop" and "fuck" really sound similar, I can see the confusion. I'm curious what the fireman character says...

3. Diddle Me This
A former judge faces 18 felony charges after two women accused him of making them sign a contract that let them live on his property if they gave him control of their prescription medications, which he then doled out to them in exchange for sex acts.

Reading the paper has become such fun. Who knew entertainment could be had for a mere 50 cents a day?


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