Tuesday, January 02, 2007

How To Celebrate New Year's if You Don't Have a Gun to Shoot

Just heard on the news that government officials in Richmond, VA have said, "It is no longer acceptable to shoot guns on New Year's Eve."

Well, that's a relief. Since, you know, apparently it WAS acceptable just last year.

What the hell, Goob? I can no longer shoot m'gun to party on, um, whazzat day a'gin? Haw, I'll just shoot 'er off the next day.

See, this is what happens when you live in Redneckville where gun and hunting paraphernalia commercials regularly stink up the airwaves.

Hmm, whatever will these former New Year's Eve gun shooting off mofos do to ring in the New Year now?? I shudder to think...your guess??


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